Men Who Shower in Their Kitchen.

There is no end to the lengths a “man” will go to live in Williamsburg. From resorting to Furnishare for his interior design needs to living in “converted dumpster” apartments, there appears to be little sense of shame that one feels when it comes to needing to live in this particular zip code.

Because every "man" wants to showcase his lack of dick to whoever is cooking

Because every “man” wants to showcase his lack of dick to whoever is cooking

Perhaps this is why a $1,950 a month “living space” featuring a shower as one of the primary focal points of the kitchen is for rent in Williamsburg, real estate’s most easily suckered (but not sucked off) world capital. The best part? There isn’t even any kind of protective cover or door to prevent whoever is cooking in the kitchen from seeing that your dick is missing. But at least not having one won’t put you at risk for getting your appendage scalded from any overpriced sautéd fare from the nearby Whole Foods.

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