For ages, religion has been used as a secret means for trolling. This year, the rare overlapping of Easter and Passover has provided ample fodder for multiple parties celebrating different spiritual tenets with the undercover purpose of meeting someone new, and fucking them. Being that New York in general and (South) Williamsburg in particular has plenty of Jewish people to offer, the intermixing of Easter with this eight-day long holiday has supplied a number of trolling opportunities, all on the same weekend.
Regardless of the temptation a “man” feels to ignore the sacrosanct nature (even though it’s all bull shit, you should at least respect that other people take it seriously) of each of these events and instead use them as a means to pick up women, you will always feel a tinge of compunction knowing you lured a woman to your boudoir under false pretenses. Unless, of course, you’re a John Wayne Gacy type, luring people to your basement.
The predatory “man” is nothing new when it comes to the trolling scene. But there is a different class of predator who gets his most joy and fulfillment from trolling on Halloween night, alternatively known as Passed Out Bitches Free-For-All Day. The “man” who typically relishes this frequently offers little in the way of game or finesse, and so Halloween is his one night of the year to take full advantage of various women’s states of inebriation.
“Yo girl, you want some of this?”
Because Williamsburg is one of the many parts of Brooklyn that encourages the donning of costumes, the “man” who trolls in this area on Halloween is made to look even creepier and more disgusting while attempting to flirt
in what is presumably the thin veneer of a rapist. If you want to at least pretend like you’re not seeking out the most wasted girl you find on this particular night of the year, try dressing in something that doesn’t make you look like some sort of new-fangled John Wayne Gacy.