There is an unfair ratio in this town. One that heavily tips in favor of the “male” prowl. It is something like 9:1 (this is mathematical hyperbole, yes, but sounds completely accurate as far as Missing A Dick is concerned). It is odds like these that merely further compel the average “man” to act like a whore/asshole/ghost with regard to comportment toward the women they manage to penetrate.

Why bother treating a woman well, after all, when there are so many to swing one’s nonexistent dick at? Sadly, this tends to result in another unjust ratio: that of female tears to “male” tears. The hours a dame will spend wasting her energy on the sadness of being easily disposed of is a blip to “men” who have no need of mourning the loss of any pussy–because it’s a cinch to discover another. Furthermore, because the straight “male” population is a dying breed (blame Michael Cera for being a viable leading “man” to this generation), the ratio only augments, adding to that vial of female tears that will soon need a vat for storage.