There are seemingly infinite words that feature “men” in it: “achievement,” “mental,” “lamentation,” etc. But the word “men” itself has the most applicable sound and sentiment contained within it: “meh.” To be sure, there is no more fitting definition than “uninspiring; unexceptional” to express the feelings a “man” generally invokes.

At the outset of meeting one, a woman might believe he is beyond this unfortunate enunciation, but he rarely if ever is, eventually going on Tinder in front of you, putting his hair in braids or destroying the trajectory of your life. Though the word “women” has the same spelling as “men” at the end, it does not make the “meh” sound. Clearly, this is because women are more entertaining, more interesting and often simply better.