As Missing A Dick has broached many times before, the majority of all “men” are hesitant to transcend to that state of existence that fully cuts the umbilical cord from their mother. There is something too comfortable, too easy about this relationship that seems to make them never want to fully part from it, least of all when looking for another woman to essentially replace her. Because having sex with your mom is taboo (for some).

Philip Roth: definitely the sort of person who would ask his girlfriend to breastfeed him

Thus, it’s not entirely shocking that there are “men” in this world who would dream of asking their girlfriend to breastfeed them, whatever the smokescreen “motive” may be. The woman who agrees to it is, of course, equally as depraved, but the “man” demanding it is of a more unhinged variety. His desire for the tit in an infantile rather than sexual way is a grand metaphor for the craving of a regressive state that can never be recaptured. Unless, one supposes, he finds that rare willing girlfriend. Which, when you think about it, might not be that much of a challenge considering the paucity of “straight” “men,” a population size that tends to give them all the power when it comes to making unreasonable demands.