There’s never been much room in general for emotions in a “man’s” wheelhouse. But now, more than ever, it seems that those falsely advertising a penis are incapable of handling it when a woman begins to start showing too much sentimentality or attachment.

What’s the big deal?

The slightest hint of a tear, the faintest expression of being too into it–and you’re done, written off for a psycho like the rest of them. This is why subterfuge, suppression and damn near silence is the unfortunate game a female must play at to prevent the stock reaction of a “man” distancing himself upon detecting vulnerability. And yet, maybe it’s best to go out with a bang (both literal and figurative), letting your face melt off with emotion. If he stays, maybe he’s got a dick–that, or dull senses.