Men Who Drink at Breaking Bad-Inspired Coffee Bars.

There’s no denying that Breaking Bad was among the ranks of the great shows of the past decade. Be that as it may, a themed coffee bar (it’s too sophisticated to be called a coffee shop) in its honor is hardly the look it needs to perpetuate its roguish persona. But alas, Williamsburg wouldn’t be Williamsburg without capitalizing on the love “men” have for Walter White, but really, Jesse Pinkman.

Just the sort of thing to allure the hopelessly dickless

Just the sort of thing to allure the hopelessly dickless

The 2,100 square foot space will be opening on the douche bag row known as Wythe Avenue, where the Wythe Hotel, Brooklyn Bowl, Output and Verboten already serve as a conglomerate magnet for assholes. And so, to bring in Walter’s Coffee is only natural. The difference between this location and its original one in Istanbul is that, well, Istanbul is filled with “men” with far bigger dicks than the ones found in Williamsburg.

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