There was a time in Williamsburg when a snowball fight was just a snowball fight: carefree, filled with the abandon brought on by the fresh air–the cold feel of the snow–a simple expression of relishing what little joy the winter brings. But now, apparently, the dickless of the city want to prove their faint glimmers of testosterone still exist by turning the classic snowball fight into an all-out brawl followed by robbery.

La violenza

Regardless of whether the “man” who was incited to the next level of violence felt disinclined to engage in a snowball fight (/was kind of a narc) and therefore prompted to act out in a blind rage against the other “men” merely desiring to embrace their “playful” side, there’s really no excuse to take one’s aggression out on other “men” when it’s clearly women they all hate.