Star Wars is, undeniably, an important film franchise (as important as The Godfather franchise? That’s arguable). I guess that’s why a lot of nerdish “men” with tufts of hair in place of where the penis is like to get together and celebrate May the 4th Be With You, a “religious” holiday for Star Wars fans.
Apart from the fact that George Lucas is laughing his ass off over how easy it is to make money off of “men” such as these, it is a sorry affair indeed when chubster “men” gather together to recite dialogue and generally neb out over Star Wars. Technically speaking, every day is May the 4th Be With You to these “men,” which makes it all the more unclear why they would want to highlight their dicklessness with such folly. The only person who can get away with admitting to celebrating this “holiday,” I’m afraid, is Tina Fey.