Men Who Troll Both Easter and Passover Functions.

For ages, religion has been used as a secret means for trolling. This year, the rare overlapping of Easter and Passover has provided ample fodder for multiple parties celebrating different spiritual tenets with the undercover purpose of meeting someone new, and fucking them. Being that New York in general and (South) Williamsburg in particular has plenty of Jewish people to offer, the intermixing of Easter with this eight-day long holiday has supplied a number of trolling opportunities, all on the same weekend.

Double-dipping

Double-dipping

Regardless of the temptation a “man” feels to ignore the sacrosanct nature (even though it’s all bull shit, you should at least respect that other people take it seriously) of each of these events and instead use them as a means to pick up women, you will always feel a tinge of compunction knowing you lured a woman to your boudoir under false pretenses. Unless, of course, you’re a John Wayne Gacy type, luring people to your basement.

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