Don’t get me wrong, every “man” has a period. But there are certain “men” of the fire sign variety with a far more intense strain of menstruation than other elements in the zodiac. Ruled by the sun, the “man” in Sagittarius, Leo or Aries needs to be steered of at all costs if you don’t want to be scorched at any given moment by his mood.

“Passionate” is code for “look the fuck out”‘

Being that these signs are, for some reason, deemed to have a high chance for success (read: money), they tend to gravitate toward the Williamsburg condo nexus to flaunt how powerful they are. You will initially be duped by his seeming charisma only to be burned by the wrath of his temper and/or depression. So if you must spend time with a “man” who has a period, opt for Scorpio. Nothing fazes them, and they usually live in more sexually sinister places like the West Village or Bushwick.