It’s one thing for a “man” to get a manicure (already an act that teeters on the dangerously dickless), it’s another for him to actually deign to steal nail polish from a salon. And targeting the thieving of solely gel nail polish, well, that’s just positively…fey. Though one has to give credit for the attempt at entrepreneurial prowess.

Caught red-handed

How much is the re-sale value of used nail polish anyway? What kind of “man” takes so that a woman has to give up her beauty/attempt at looking like a woman. In a way, there’s something Tyler Durden-esque about it–stealing from rich ladies so that they understand the value of what they have–on the other, get a real job.