Traveling with a “man” is more complex than most give the act credit for. Because “men” are deemed to be easy and breezy when it comes to everything, no one considers that this stereotype leaves ample room for insensitivity toward a traveling partner that requires more shit (also known as a woman).

Because of all the shit women wear that’s liable to make the metal detector go off, they’re also more likely to get felt up by the TSA

Not only does a woman need more suitcases and provisions in order to make herself continue to look like a woman while on the go, but she is also more likely to get harangued by the TSA due to the piece of jewelry or the belt or the jewel-encrusted panties she’ll inevitably forget to take off. Nonetheless, this does not legitimize a “man” going on his merry way after he’s completed the security checkpoint or customs process. Why bother traveling with another person if you just gon’ act like you alone? I know you can travel anytime you want because you’re living on that Williamsburg salary, but that doesn’t mean your piece of the moment can enjoy it as often as you do, you rich, selfish fuck.