Men Who Plan to Live In the Condo That Used to be White Castle.

Even for “men” who are not aware that the condo going up at 781 Metropolitan Avenue was once a beautiful, drunk person’s haven known as White Castle, he should simply be able to intuit that this property is hallowed ground, not meant for bourgeois pigs to live on it.

Is this really where a "rich man" should live? In an apartment building with the ghost of so many drunken tales and dead animals?

Is this really where a “rich man” should live? In an apartment building with the ghost of so many drunken tales and dead animals?


For a “man” to just move into this space like nothing ever happened here before–like all manner of drunken fuck-ups didn’t stuff their faces and then subsequently use the bathroom to immediately shit or vomit it all out–is quite simply ludicrous. And yes, it means he’s missing a dick if he’s shelling out to live in a place that once sold food designed to accommodate broke asses.

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