Men Who Don’t Take Heed of Betty White.

Betty White, frequently presumed to be dead, is a wise old lady for a reason. That reason is her ability to understand that a vagina is far more resilient and powerful than a dick.



Yes, indeed, balls are “weak and sensitive,” especially when you don’t have a dick as a means of extra protection from the blunt force trauma of the swift kick to the “groin” you probably deserve. And yet, these emblems of weakness have so many Williamsburg women atwitter with feelings of inadequacy and somehow being “not enough” (though, granted, Williamsburg women have their own separate faction of annoyances). If everyone could just remember that the phrase “grow a pair” is actually referring to ovaries rather than testicles, we might all learn to love one another a little more.

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