Men Who Are Wishy Washy About Their Opinions.

Sometimes, when “men” can’t make up their fucking mind, they pull the wishy washy card. This, dear readers, is no good. If we wanted something that waffled, we would go to fucking IHOP. Decisiveness is key, even if it makes you come across as an insensitive asshole.

The confident "man" would have said, "I fucking hate missingadick.com and I never want to see these posts again."

The confident “man” would have said, “I fucking hate missingadick.com and I never want to see these posts again.”


If you’re going to be a dick, it usually tends to be a means of compensating for having a petite one. But if you must do it, just fucking be one–no apologies, no vacillation. Plus, a lot of women are attracted to that sort of thing. And, lucky for you, a female need to fortify low self-esteem runs rampant in Williamsburg.

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