Plump Men Who Automatically Look Like Zach Galifianakis.

What is it with Williamsburg breeding the most Galifianakis looking of men? Do they simply materialize out of nowhere? How are there so many? While it may be due to the high volume of drinking that gets done in this area (thus, the insta-pot belly), there has to be something more to it.

The aesthetic of most men in Williamsburg

The aesthetic of most men in Williamsburg

It’s not really known when this aesthetic became the norm in Williamsburg. It may or may not have been around the time Bored to Death first came out, but no one knows for certain. All that I can say is, it’s got to be stopped. It’s not like there aren’t a surfeit of in-building gyms in the many condo buildings peppered throughout the neighborhood. It’s time these dickless Galifianakises got to working out in order to lose some weight and gain some penis.

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