So, incest is pretty weird and socially unacceptable. I guess that’s why the next best thing is dating someone who looks like your sister. It’s fairly easy to find a girl who looks like you in Williamsburg, since homogeneity is one of the qualities the neighborhood now prides itself on. However, why not try going the extra mile by finding someone who deviates from your particular aesthetic?

Often times when you’re trolling, you probably don’t even consciously realize that you’re seeking someone who looks like your sister. These thoughts are just far too unpleasant to consider. But next time you’re eyeing someone with the same exact coloring and bone structure, think about 1) how gross you are and 2) how vain you are. It will help you grow some of your nub back.